Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Sorry my hands just texted you
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm having to shit out rocks
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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