so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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