We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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