ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
