Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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