If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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