just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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