oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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