So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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