let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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