when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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