upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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