please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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