Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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