he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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