there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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