So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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