on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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