This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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