she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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