Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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