Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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