just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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