I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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