If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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