Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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