I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
