I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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