Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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