walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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