he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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