wake up i wanna do it froggy style
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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