Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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