the day after is always just damage control
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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