I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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