so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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