Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You left your underwear on the fireplace
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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