I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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