I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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