All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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