If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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