Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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