you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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