I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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