I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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