i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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