Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Screwed.edu
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
You don't make any sense
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