try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't think brook has ever known best
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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