its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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