Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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