what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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