I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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