Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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