holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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