Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i think i just lost a toe
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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